随便翻译一下~

　　其实我觉得这个男人是社会某种风气发展到了一定程度之后终于蹦出来了的这么一个极品，说明能像电视剧男主一样，常说些甜言蜜语，整天当暖男，需要的时候二话不说过来陪你，每每感动的你要死要活的那个他很可能不是你的那个白马王子，而是个整天无所事事吃软饭的”温暖““浪漫”的无业骗子。初中文化只要社会混的久，妞泡的多，人看得准，会表演，胆子大，不要脸，一样可以忽悠的工作不错，条件优越的女大学生拿出几十万白给他玩，象牙塔里面缺少太多实用的经验知识，却培养出了很多的小傻小天真，对男人有不切实际的幻想。

　　对于那些跟了这个渣男八、九年，甚至十年还为他生孩子，青春都被毁了的女人来说，这些话说出来可能有些残酷，不过希望以后的人能以她们的教训为戒，别再被这样的人。。

　　翻译者：水色流岚

　　来源地：2ch吧

　　原帖链接：http://tieba.baidu.com/p/3688842569

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　　Chinese Casanova is caught out after car accident when hospital contacts his 'relatives' – and all SEVENTEEN of his girlfriends turn up at his bedside

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　　一场车祸，中国”卡萨诺瓦“在医院里露馅了，在医院联系他的”亲属“时-----17名女友来到了他病床边！

　　注：卡萨诺瓦，18世纪享誉欧洲的大情圣。一生女伴无数，以追寻女色的风流才子而著称，生于意大利威尼斯，卒于波希米亚的达克斯(现捷克杜赫佐夫)。（顺便这家伙除了很好女色以外还很喜欢HOMO，而且据说是个受。。。。）

　　Mr Yuan was in the accident on March 24 and has been in hospital since

　　3月24日袁先生遇到车祸并且此后一直住病院中。

　　One girl had been dating him for nine years and another had a son with him

　　一名女孩已经同他交往了9年，还有一个已经跟他有了一个儿子。

　　Police have now launched an investigation into allegations of fraud

　　警方正在针对诈骗指控开始调查。

　　A Chinese man recovering in hospital after a car crash had a shock - when all 17 of his girlfriends turned up to see him.

　　一名中国男子车祸后入院休养，结果被吓了一跳~~~~~~~~因为那里他全部17个女朋友都过来看他了。

　　Mr Yuan, from Changsha, was involved in the accident on March 24 and has been in hospital ever since.

　　None of the women knew he had been seeing anyone else - some for up to nine years - and one even had a son with him.

　　The women discovered his secret after doctors contacted all of them to let them know he had been injured.

　　来自长沙的袁先生3月24日出了车祸，此后一直在住院中。

　　所有这些“女朋友”都没见过对方，有的甚至跟他已经9年了，还有一个甚至跟他有了儿子。

　　在医生通知全部这些”女朋友“他受伤了来看他之后，这些“女朋友”们发现了他的小秘密。

　　Xiao Li, who had been seeing Mr Yuan for 18 months, said: 'I was really worried when I heard that he was in hospital.

　　'But when I started seeing more and more beautiful girls show up, I couldn't cry any more.'

　　Other girls said they had started planning their weddings with Mr Yuan.

　　已经同袁先生交往了18个月的小丽说：“当知道他入院之后我真的非常的担心。但在我开始见到越来越多的漂亮妹纸出现时，我已经哭不出来了。”

　　其他女孩说她们甚至已经开始策划同袁先生的婚礼了。

　　Wang Fang, the mother of his son, added: 'What can I do now? I don't love him any more, but I do love my son.'

　　The women have now set up an online Fac-book group so they can all chat and are quickly discovering just how much he hid from them, South China Morning Post reported.

　　The story has attracted a lot of attention on social media, with some condemning Mr Yuan's actions and others expressing admiration.

　　王芳，袁先生的孩子的母亲，说道：“我现在要怎么办？我已经不再爱他了，可是我真的爱我的儿子。”

　　这些女人已经在网上建立了一个“非死不可”群，这样她们可以相互交流并且继续调查他还有多少东西隐瞒着她们。根据潇湘晨报报道。

　　这个故事同样引起了社交媒体的大量关注，一些人斥责袁先生的行径而另一些人则在一旁对他跪舔起来（排排坐，说的就是乃们呐~^^）。

　　One user wrote on Twer: 'What we can learn from Mr Yuan of China with 17 girlfriends is that: players should NOT get into accidents & allow hospital visits.'

　　@J_Rain26 simply asked: 'How does one manage to have 17 girlfriends?'

　　And one user known just as Shan said: 'Salute this man RT: Man's 17 girlfriends respond when he gets in car accident #awkward.'

　　Police have launched an investigation into allegations of fraud. It is too early to say if the girlfriends were victims of a scam, officials added.

　　一位推推用户写道：“我们通过袁先生与他的17个女朋友的故事学到了：玩家坚决不要出事故&允许探病。”

　　一位用户只是单纯的问道：“这家伙是怎么搞到17个女朋友的？”（我在布拉柴维尔认识的女人可以用一只手数过来_(:3JZ)_。。。喊得出名字的只有三个。。。我一定是天基星转世。。。）

　　还有一位叫Shan的说：“向这个爷们致敬！”

　　警方已对他的诈骗行为展开调查，为这些姑娘们是不是诈骗受害者下定论还为时尚早。

　　TAFFI, CARDIFF WALES, 18 hours ago

　　I bet he prays for strength everyday

　　我敢说他每天都祈求力量。

　　I4sun, CFC Auckland NZ, New Zealand, 23 hours ago

　　darn accident.. XD

　　他娘的意外。。XD

　　living in fear, England, United Kingdom, 1 day ago

　　OMG think of the mothers in law

　　我的神啊。。。想想那些丈母娘

　　Waffle, Far Far Away, United Kingdom, 1 day ago

　　I bet they all had the same pet name like "babe" so he didn't make any mistakes in the bedroom!

　　我打赌他给这些姑娘的小名起的都一样~就像“babe”这种，所以他在床上从不会喊错。

　　Dada007, Georgetown, Malaysia, 1 day ago

　　I don't think he would call them by their names.

　　我不信他能全用名字喊这些妹纸。

　　keith, newcastle, United Kingdom, 1 day ago

　　If i was you mate,,,id sleep on my front for a wile

　　假如我是你的女友。。。我得要先扶额睡会。。

　　Bert Dock, Liverpool, 1 day ago

　　What happened to two to a bed on visiting.

　　好想知道探病时两个女人看同一个男友发生了什么w

　　OMG, UK, 1 day ago

　　Clearly didn't spend much time with any of them ... must have a story of working away from home on an oil rig or whatever ... only home for a week here and there - or some such nonsense. Probably told them all the same story so he didn't need to remember anything ... - not so clever!

　　很明显这货跟她们中任何一个花的时间都不多。。。肯定会编个故事关于要离家出门工作，去哪里哪里打油或者什么样的故事。。。回家只待一周在这或在那儿- 这些类似的废话。很有可能跟她们每个人都说一样的故事，所以他啥都不用记，没什么高明的。

　　Cheddarcakes, Here and there, United Kingdom, 1 day ago

　　He must be rich!

　　他一定很有钱吧！

　　Curty, West Midlands, United Kingdom, 1 day ago

　　I would of loved to have heard how the doctor's voice/wording changed towards the end of his phone calls. I can imagine by #10 he was fed up!!

　　我炒鸡想听那个医生面对那些无穷无止的女友们打来的电话时声音是怎么变化的~我敢打赌他一定是受够了！！

　　milagres dcruz, stockholm, Sweden, 1 day ago

　　That should be one wife, one girlfriend and the rest mistresses and cocubines

　　应该是一个太太，一个女友，以及一大堆情人和炮友。

　　Jonesy1878, Liverpool, United Kingdom, 1 day ago

　　18 consecutive car crashes....talk about your bad days!

　　连撞了18次车。。。你还想再说些什么吗？！

　　haradin, surfers paradise, Australia, 1 day ago

　　Women are gullible once they get involved.

　　女人一旦动情就容易被骗啊

　　Citizen M, Maputo, Mozambique, 1 day ago

　　how did he ever manage them on his mobile??? I just couldn't imagine it in this day and age of electronics especially with china leading the market

　　他是怎么在手机上糊弄过来这么多人的？？？我就是难以想象，现在这个电子年代，尤其中国还在领导这个市场。

　　RV, London, United Kingdom, 1 day ago

　　How did he cope with 17? I feel like a saint for putting up with 3.

　　他是怎么脚踏17条船的？我觉得我同时交往3个简直纯洁的像个圣人一样了。

　　p0ng0, FeedThemToThePigs, United Kingdom, 1 day ago

　　Best comment today!

　　ls你赢了。。。

　　Jonno, Croydon, United Kingdom, 1 day ago

　　What can we 'take away' from this?

　　可是我们又能学到些什么呢？

　　Carterrevolved, Birmingham, United Kingdom, 1 day ago

　　One is hard enough work!! Wow!

　　能哄好一个已经够难的了！！wow！

　　Dada007, Georgetown, Malaysia, 1 day ago

　　Some of the girls have 17 boyfriends too !

　　有些妹纸也有17个男票呢！

　　someguy, somewhere, United Kingdom, 1 day ago

　　Yea slight difference when there's a shortage of females though ...

　　回楼上，此言不假不过想想女人可是比男人更稀有的所以。。。。。

　　shepherdazad, Srinagar, India, 1 day ago

　　What an amazing Scene it would had been.............Truly Made in CHINA!!

　　这出戏该多精彩啊。。。。。。真的是中国制造！！

　　John, Sunderland, 1 day ago

　　He must have fallen asleep at the wheel !

　　他一定是累的开车睡着了！

　　Casa Nova, berlin, Germany, 1 day ago

　　I think you find that I am the real Casa Nova.

　　话说我的名字才是卡萨诺瓦。

　　mobair, Hedge End-Southampton, United Kingdom, 1 day ago

　　Chinese girls are lovely! I would liked to have married one! Bit too late now though at my age!

　　中国妹纸很可爱！我很想娶一个！但是我现在年龄有点大了啊！

　　Crisp, Birmingham, United Kingdom, 1 day ago

　　And straight to the comments!

　　老子就是来看评论的！

　　Bizzibody, Manchester, United Kingdom, 1 day ago

　　Reminds me of the time when my adulterous husband was taken to hospital. I rang to enquire how he was, and the nurse said his wife had been to see him. I said 'Oh, no she hasn't, because you're speaking to her'.

　　这让我想起来那天，我那个出轨的丈夫被送进病院了。我赶忙打电话问他怎么样，护士回答我他的妻子已经来看过他了。我说：“哦，不不，她还没去呢，因为她现在正在跟你通电话。”

　　Yk Chin, Manila, Philippines, 1 day ago

　　Wow this guy is totally something else! He must be loaded with money!

　　这家伙绝对不是地球人！他一定钱多的快揣不下了！

　　Mica GB M, Rodez, France, 1 day ago

　　And they say men aren't able to multitask!

　　还有人敢说男人们不能身兼数职么？~

　　TJ, Out and About, 1 day ago

　　Ha ha ha funniest comment of the day.

　　哈哈ls我叫你乐死了~

　　rogermanpistol, boston, United States, 1 day ago

　　THEY WERE ALL GOING FO RHIS MONEY>> HE DEDICATE 1 day every 2 weeks to them and they did not care to see him more..

　　她们一定是冲着这个男人的钱去的。。他每两周拿一天去见见她们，然后她们也就不再在乎能不能再看见他了。

　　notvulpa, London, United Kingdom, 1 day ago

　　Read again, it said the women were supporting HIM financially, not the othe way around.

　　LS好好读读新闻，报道里说了这些女人是为他花钱，不是反过来。

　　Manor, Milton Keynes, United Kingdom, 1 day ago

　　That has made me think also.... I must drive more carefully in the future !

　　这发人深省啊。。。。以后我开车一定也要小心点！

　　NaijaGurll, Potomac, United States, 1 day ago

　　LOLLLL!!!

　　笑尿w

　　F_Rabelais, LaRochelle, 1 day ago

　　You wait for one girlfriend, and then 17 come along at once. Funny old world.

　　你等一个女友来，结果一口气来了17个，旧社会真是太逗了。

　　kittycat13, Wellingborough, United Kingdom, 1 day ago

　　Jeez this guy must've been exhausted!! This is so funny!!

　　噗，这家伙一定是累坏了！！太有趣了！！

　　Kiki, Montreal, 1 day ago

　　But fac-book is blocked in China

　　可是在中国非死不可不能用啊？

　　Rae, Sydney, Australia, 1 day ago

　　With the shortage of women in China how did this man get 17 girlfriends?

　　中国女人不是少么？这人咋能踏出一支舰队来的？

　　HowTrue, london, United Kingdom, 1 day ago

　　It is bad enough trying to ignore one, but 17! That is a full time job. The mental health wing me thinks.

　　想去无视一个妹纸都很难了，他竟然摆平了17个！这可是个全日制的工作啊。我认为他是人类精神学上的一个突破。

　　Lake Girl, Arizona, United States, 1 day ago

　　"The women discovered his secret after doctors contacted all of them to let them know he had been injured." Really, DM? When do doctors have time to contact one girlfriend, let alone 17? In China do they give girlfriends information about a patient? I thought it was next of kin only. Why would 17 (or more) people be contacted? Why do you call his girlfriend's girls and not women. "One girl was with him 9 years and one girl had a baby with him".

　　在医生通知全部这些”女朋友“他受伤了来看他之后，这些“女朋友”们发现了他的小秘密。真的？什么时候医生有时间去通知一个女朋友了？更何况17个女朋友？难道在中国医生还要问女朋友关于病人的信息吗？我觉得只通知近亲就是了。为什么要联系17（或者更多）的人？为什么打电话给女朋友们而不是“那个跟他9年的或者跟他有了孩子的”女人？

　　Yk Chin, Manila, Philippines, 1 day ago

　　Agree! Hospital won't have time to contact so many people. They will contact the immediate family members, not girlfriend! This story is highly exaggerated!

　　同意ls，医院没有时间通知这么多人。他们会立即通知家庭成员，而不是女朋友！这个故事被过度夸张了。

　　steve1512, Tenerife, Spain, 1 day ago

　　He got some balls.....

　　这家伙真有些蛋蛋啊。。。（真有两下子）

　　resis, paradise, United States, 1 day ago

　　He was Pokemoning: gotta catch em' all!

　　他一定是个收集狂：我一定要集齐所有的神奇宝贝！

　　Pokemoning这个词是从宠物小精灵来的，用来指那些专门跟不同类型妹纸睡觉收集经验的人。

　　Pigginada, Derby, United Kingdom, 1 day ago

　　Not funny at all, messing with people's lives like that. He must have one amazing memory.

　　这个一点都不好笑，他这么糟蹋了别人的生活。他记忆力应该不错。

　　steve1512, Tenerife, Spain, 1 day ago

　　I once looked after a man who had 5 c.cks.... His underpants fit him like a glove

　　我有次照顾了一个有5个妹纸的男人。。。他的胖次那里大的就像个手套一样。

　　steve1512, Tenerife, Spain, 1 day ago

　　17 girlfriends........too many drawbacks....

　　嗯。。17个女朋友啊。。问题太多了。。。。

　　steve1512, Tenerife, Spain, 1 day ago

　　The best advert for Viagra I have ever seen.....they should be his official sponsor

　　这是伟哥的广告吧？。。。。他们一定是这个人的官方赞助商。

　　someguy, somewhere, United Kingdom, 1 day ago

　　Its always possible they siphon and filter viagra out of his blood ... pfizers secret is out!

　　还有可能就是他们把他的血里抽取和过滤出来了伟哥。。。辉瑞公司的秘密就大白于天下了

　　JMB of Gold Coast, Gold Coast, Australia, 2 days ago

　　Holy crap.. I can't even find one girlfriend! DOH!

　　支持最高评论：我X。。。。。我现在连一个女朋友都找不到呢！啊啊啊！

　　TJ, Out and About, 1 day ago

　　Go to China LOL

　　ls去中国吧哈哈！

　　Fancynewname, Brooklyn, United States, 2 days ago

　　Who the heck would want that headache...

　　到底哪个疯子想头疼没个够？

　　rkoli, london, United Kingdom, 2 days ago

　　I swear this sounds just like my juggle but instead of 17 i am juggling 8 hehehehehehe, nearly got caught once by a random mistake of two of them being in the same place. And before any of you moral do gooders go yap yap yap i work hard and play even harder

　　我对灯发誓虽然这听起来荒谬但是虽然没有17个，我也正在骗8个哈哈哈，有次差点因为一个不经意的错误而被抓到，她们两个去了一个地方。你们这些单身狗开始道德改良社会前好好汪汪叫吧，我工作辛苦玩的也厉害。

　　MonroeR, SA, Australia, 1 day ago

　　I bet yr a funny story teller!

　　我打赌你是个吹牛X的。。

　　Typo737, Wilmington, United States, 1 day ago

　　You would be a better person if you were just honest with the girls. Who knows, maybe some will actually stick around...doubt it, but better to be honest then to have to deal with them when they find out.

　　假如你跟妹纸们都说了真话的话你会是个更好的人。谁知道呢，也许还有人会继续留下来跟着你，虽然我还是怀疑，但是这总比将来被她们发现了之后要好。

　　Letrozole, Grimsby, United Kingdom, 2 days ago

　　Juggling that many is really impressive

　　骗了这么多也真是令人惊叹。。。

　　Tynet, Regina, Canada, 2 days ago

　　LEGEND

　　此当为传说哥。。。

　　Phoenix111, London, United Kingdom, 2 days ago

　　Some guys have all the fun!

　　有些人把所有的快乐都夺走了。。。

　　JonT, Bath, United Kingdom, 2 days ago

　　Wow! He was even planning on marrying a few of them. Don't know if we should be appalled or admire his time managment and memory skills.

　　wow！他甚至打算娶她们中的几个。我不知道该不该为他的时间规划与记忆技巧点个赞！

　　Big Al, Huntsville, 2 days ago

　　Maybe it's mistaken identity? How many Mr. Yuans must there be?

　　这可能是误认了人吧？可能那边有好几个袁先生呢。。

　　Topgun54, Bolton, 2 days ago

　　The best of the best

　　最强中的最强，王者中的王者

　　Snake Plissken, escaping from new york city, United Kingdom, 2 days ago

　　Respect, and it is well know Chinese men have small manhoods too

　　葱白。。不过也有人说中国男人的丁丁很小。

　　Vinny, Wolverhampton, United Kingdom, 2 days ago

　　It's the motion in the ocean... You could have 1 the size of a football pitch but that aint gonna help you...

　　回ls，只要够用就行了。。。你的丁丁可以有足球场那么大可是那对你来说一点用也没有。

　　vox3non, NE, 1 day ago

　　It is not the size that counts, it is how you use it. After all, if shortness was a issue, the two largest populations wouldn't be China and India, would it? Or perhaps he's the human equivalent of "Enduring Brother" (Panda Lu Lu).

　　回lss，大小不重要，你怎么用才是关键。毕竟假如小是个事儿，那么世界上最大人口的就不会是中国和印度了。或者这位传说哥也和熊猫lulu一样是个持久哥？

　　Wayne Manong, London, United Kingdom, 2 days ago

　　Quick! Fake an amnesia disorder .

　　快快！赶紧装失忆！

　　Rick, Hull, 2 days ago

　　Come on, lads, it could happen to any of us...

　　拜托，你们这些小雏啊，这事谁都能碰上，没什么大不了的。。。。。。。。

　　Roderick1, London, 2 days ago

　　Legend.

　　传说哥。。。

　　SpeakUp, Manchester, United Kingdom, 2 days ago

　　Wang Fang! What a cool name.

　　王芳，这个名字太酷了。

　　mailreader1, London, United Kingdom, 2 days ago

　　I hope his thing fells off.

　　祝他断屌。。。

　　BH3254, Brighton, United Kingdom, 2 days ago

　　I like his style, must be something in the water.

　　我喜欢他的姿势，肯定是能让人欲仙欲死。

　　Robbo6600, Durham, 2 days ago

　　I would be knackered

　　换我绝对累死了。。

　　gmt1948, argyll, United Kingdom, 2 days ago

　　the bowl of grapes must have been huge

　　那一碗葡萄一定很大。

　　lizunaxi, dali, China, 2 days ago

　　Confucius say, bird in the hand is not better than seventeen in the bush.

　　孔子有云：一鸟在手不如十七鸟在林啊。。。。（这是个国人w

　　Freddie LS, London, United Kingdom, 2 days ago

　　Absolute LEGEND! I mean simply with regards to time management.... HOW??

　　绝对是个传说！！我想说光看看这时间管理。。。。怎么做到的？？？

　　X titanium, City, North Korea, 23 hours ago

　　His major was management

　　他是管理专业的

　　public X, Birmingham, United Kingdom, 2 days ago

　　Yeah, but you know how it is, after you've had one chinese, twenty minutes later you fancy another.

　　是啊。。。但是你知道这是怎么回事，当你有个中国女友之后，20分钟后你又被另一个吸引了。。。

　　steve1512, Tenerife, Spain, 1 day ago

　　Excellent my friend....

　　ls说的太对了。。。

　　sb4100, mk, United Kingdom, 1 day ago

　　Exactly but I would say every minute in China. Especially the airports.

　　lss，的确是这样，但是我要说每分钟在中国，尤其是在机场。。。（噗，我朝妹纸迷的鬼佬眼花缭乱了w